5 Cringy Dad Jokes on Humidity

My twin boys are 15.  To them, I am annoying and ‘cringy’.  They don’t hold any fear of me like I did of my parents when I was a kid, so they say whatever they want to me without any filtering.  Can you relate? 

(For the other 50+ folks on this string, the cringy definition is at the bottom of the email, just in case you don’t know the word.) 

I used to think I was kind of funny and could rattle off a bunch of jokes and get a laugh. 

Those days are over.   

Since fear no longer works, I embrace my ability to annoy them!  And for that, there’s Dad jokes.   

Here’s 5 on humidity, in honor of our upcoming dehumidification class.   

1. Why did the humidifier break up with the dehumidifier? They had too many “mist”understandings!
2. Why did the dehumidifier start a stand-up comedy career? It wanted to bring some “dry humor” into people’s lives!
3. Why did the chemist break up with lithium chloride?  Because it was too “salty” for their relationship!
4. What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity.
5. I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don’t correct themselves.  They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.

This is going to be a great class, and I promise, no more dad jokes. 

The term “cringy” is an adjective used to describe something that causes discomfort, embarrassment, or a feeling of awkwardness. It refers to something that is awkward, embarrassing, or socially unacceptable in a way that makes you feel uneasy or second-hand embarrassment. It is often used to describe actions, behaviors, or situations that evoke a strong negative reaction or make you feel uncomfortable. 

All the best,

Tom Gelin
Air Flow Inc.
8355 West Bradley Road
Milwaukee, WI 53223

414-351-1999